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Stupid question
Don't give it a lot of thought.
You can have hot, no strings attached, no consequences sex with three comic book women.
Who do you choose?
You can have hot, no strings attached, no consequences sex with three comic book women.
Who do you choose?

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A mighty interestin' proposition me boyo. First'n'formost Oi'd have a go at that saucy Scarlett O'Hara what jezebels around with Snake-Eyes. And since Jean Grey went a got herself dead, Oi'd have to take a shot at her alternate-dimension daughter, Rachel. Finally, for flavor I'd throw Barbara Gordon into the middle o' them. I like the red heads, don' ye know?
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Re: Stupid question
I, too, have a stupid question.
Who do you think Peter Parker lost his virginity to?
And when? (Roughly what issue?)
Who do you think Peter Parker lost his virginity to?
And when? (Roughly what issue?)
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Re: Stupid question
Gears, Transformers #3.

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Re: Stupid question
MJ, right after the wedding issue from the '80s. He didn't go all the way with Gwen. He just fingered her.Rollo Tomassi wrote:I, too, have a stupid question.
Who do you think Peter Parker lost his virginity to?
And when? (Roughly what issue?)
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wonder woman. she could tie me up and say, "tell the truth!" that's a fucking awesome power. i bet she goes up against a gang of hoods in a dark alley, and she can block their bullets with her stupid bracelets, and then she ties up the leader and yells, "tell the truth!" and the leader says, "bitch, the truth is the other twelve people in my gang are going to kick your ass because they have knives and your bracelets don't do shit for knives." next thing you know, miss bad ass super hero is naked lying on the alley, in a pool of jizz that's seeping out of her raw poontang. and she'll have to fly home in her invisible jet but she can't find her panties because bruno stole them as a souvenir, and all the papparazzi get all sorts of pantyless photos of her as she goes back to the fortress of solitude. but at least she got an honest answer. fucking stupid super power.
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Zaphod, I think you and I could be very good friends. That was a wonderful answer. Little known fact; Wonder Woman likes to be tied up. Read her golden age exploits, she's in bondage damn near every issue. William Moulton was a deviant mutherfucker who had some serious female issues.
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Re: Stupid question
I think in today's world it would have been Betty Brant, they saw each other a few times and we all know how Cougars like to go by that 3 date rule.Rollo Tomassi wrote:I, too, have a stupid question.
Who do you think Peter Parker lost his virginity to?
And when? (Roughly what issue?)
Some time before Ned Leeds started with Betty obviously... so I'm guessing we're around issue 30 or thereabouts? Just a guess.
JM Stracynski says he banged Gwen too, that's canon now.
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Re: Stupid question
Maybe I'm insane, but I still think these are guys running around in colorful longjohns fighting guys with Halloween masks with silly powers, so any specific discussion about their sex lives should stay on message boards with immature adults like this one. They've really forgotten that these are supposed to be for kids, or at least okay for kids to pick up and read at Waldenbooks.
How many parents do you reckon picked up a Spidey comic for their kid, thinking it'd be safe, and forbid them from ever reading comics again when they saw it specifically addressed him bumping Gwen Stacy's ugly? It may sound like a dumb complaint, but it's true.
How many parents do you reckon picked up a Spidey comic for their kid, thinking it'd be safe, and forbid them from ever reading comics again when they saw it specifically addressed him bumping Gwen Stacy's ugly? It may sound like a dumb complaint, but it's true.

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Re: Stupid question
I still maintain Peter Parker is a kinky mofo and has had his wife wear at least the top half of his Spider-man costume and webs her to the ceiling before fucking the hell out of her...
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