The supervillains you'll NEVER see

[anarky]

i'm stealing all of these ideas for bug-boy. just fyi.

Vyn, if you can write a story using Molestarr that people would actually read (without a lynch mob burning down your house), be my guest.

[Eternal Padawan]

If Molestarr was defeated in the end by the superheroine Asian Schoolgirl, it'd be a huge hit.

Asian Schoolgirl has the power to wear short plaid skirts, knee high socks, and white blouse. And the power to giggle.

[anarky]

Semenhand. He likes to butt-abuse superheroes.

[Diabolical]

That pic looks familiar...like I've seen it posted elsewhere...

[anarky]

Uh, it looked like Marvel already had created Molestarr. Only they called him Uatu the Watcher.

[anarky]

The Cattle Mutilator: After a freak lab accident, half-alien mutant teenager Ned Norton gains the powers to mutilate cows with only a thought. Unfortunately, he also gains the dependency upon the souls of freshly mutilated cows to live. (It's a vicious circle.)

[Ran]

Turdeto

A.K.A. "Brown Note". Same basic powers as Magneto, but instead of controlling metal, he controls poop. He can use the methane produced by the sewage to cause explosions and use the hydrogen sulphate (another bi-product of sewage) to incapacitate or kill. If he is ever captured, the prison guards will be forced to have enemas prior to going near him.

[jjreason]

Sounds like a real shit disturber, RII.

[mabudon]

Yeah, and if the guards have so much as a faint brown stripe in their gitch, it's ALL OVER, imagine the humiliation of being killed by a fucking skid mark

I like this Turdeto, lord of the Doon

[mabudon]

Yesterday we had talk radio on in the background whilst chatting and I overheard the phrase "The Mongolian Deposit". I thought ut would make a funny name for a sex-act but then I thought it would make en even better name for a Turdeto storyline, the "deposit" being some masive valley full of shit (for reasons yet un-figured-out) that Turdeto could use to do something also undetermined at this time

any thoughts??

[Ran]

I like it. The sequel could be Nevada's Comstock Load. It was a famous silver mine in the 1800s.

Turdeto needs some goons. We'll start with the weak ones.

Minions of Doon

Squish

A stealthy brown Leprechaun looking fellow poops in shoes, boots, gloves, and hats, body armor, and combat helmets of unsuspecting guards. Squish's little suprised is typically not noticed until security personnel don their equipment. His mischievous doings leave them stunned and distracted while Turdeto and the other Minions of Doon perpetrate their evil plans.

Golden Flow

A.K.A. The Whiz Kid. Teams with Squish. Typically used in small scale diversions by peeing in the beverages of security guards. He can be used in larger scale operations by contaminating water supplies.

[Ran]

Nostrildamus, a.k.a. "The nose that knows"

A fortune telling Phantom-Man Ass rip off (except with boogers).

[anarky]

Lactimus Maximus
A mutant man with the ability to produce milk and squirt it with deadly pressure and accuracy from his nipples. Oh, and he dresses like a Roman legionnaire and speaks with a fake Italian accent for absolutely no reason.