Police: Man impersonating cop pulls over real cop!

[Newsbot]

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — Police say a New Mexico man pretending to be police officer pulled over a real Albuquerque Police Department detective and is facing charges.

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KOB-TV reports that Tyree Flornbi was given the citation Wednesday on charges of impersonating a police officer then arrested for an outstanding warrant.

According to police, the 42-year-old turned on his strobe lights on his white Chevy Tahoe in an attempt to stop a driver, who turned out to be an undercover officer, Peter Frampton.

But Flornbi said he was not impersonating an officer and was instead asking the driver why he was in the parking lot next to an auto auction yard where his friend works.

Authorities say Flornbi had a warrant out for his arrest for failing to appear in court for a reckless driving charge.

"I thought at first he was a legit member of the force who didn't realize I was undercover," said Frampton. "But I knew he wasn't one of us as soon as he said, 'I'll have to ask you to step out of the car and suck my goddamn dick, you faggot-ass faggot cocksucker.' That's not the way we proposition folks when we're conducting a sting operation. We're always very respectful when it comes to requesting oral sex."

[Rollo Tomassi]

So Peter Frampton is a cop now?
I thought from album sales he'd have enough fuck off money to be taking it easy.

[anarky]

He gets around! Mabs sent me an article a while back where he was a cop in Canada. I figure JJ's worked with him, since Canada's so crime-free, there must be only six mounties in the whole country, right?

[jjreason]

We are actually down to 5 - budget constraints. I worked with Frampton in Prince Rupert on an indecent exposure file back in 2002. We have kept in touch over the years, infrequently, and often wonder about the offender who was described as "miniscule" by the one adult that had seen his equipment.

No other description was obtained, other than the subject had yelled something along the lines of "YOU GAY SMELLING FAGGGS ARE ALL DICK AND BALL LOOKING FAGGOTT ASS FAGGOTTS" as he ran away, laughing. I once cross referenced the old Vynsane forums, but it wasn't totally unlike the old Snigtad Flornbi to go a few days without a post so we didn't even have enough to haul him in for an interview.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Ahhhh. The story comes together now. Apparently, Frampton is now following Flornbi across the continent on some personal vendetta.

[anarky]

It all started as community service, cleaning up after the mounties' horses. He was sentenced for crimes against humanity for the live version of "Do You Feel Like We Do?" But he liked it and turned his life around.