Worst comic book characters

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Re: Characters you FUCKING HATE

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Romulus. A mastermind who insists that he's chess-played Wolverine into every major decision he's ever made in his life, including joining several Hero teams all as part of some super ultra master plan that's apparently taken almost centuries to come to fruition, yet has no visible positive outcome for Romulus.

Daken. Wolverine's completely sadistic asshole of a son, who was not 'edgy' enough so they made him bi-sexual after the fact. And somehow this dickweed has had a couple ongoings.

I wouldve had RedHulk on the list, but my hatred has cooled quite a bit. I think it was a shitty idea to keep his identity concealed for two years and having him do impossible shit like beat up Thor with his own hammer, punch Uatu and beat up Silver Surfer with ease was shitty fanfic Jeph Loeb wrote. Also, Marvel coining his truncated nickname as part of their dumbass PR campaign made my teeth hurt, and I refuse to refer to him by it. But the idea of making Thunderbolt Ross the thing he hates most in the world has possibilities in the right hands. So he gets a pass on the 'Hate' list.
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Jubilee. What a fucking cunt.
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Characters Chris Claremont created 30 years ago, but whom he must shoehorn into every book he writes. Characters like Lila Cheney, Roma, Saturnyne, the TechNet, Masque, Callisto, Slaymaster, etc etc. My greatest fanfiction ever would be one where all these characters make appearances and are then violently murdered by Willy Lumpkin.
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Even better: they get a Willie Lumpkin blumpkin.
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I don't want to pass judgment without reading, but this book seriously sounds like it belongs here:
http://www.newsarama.com/comics/top-cow ... inner.html

That won "Pilot Season" with a million votes? Given that it probably didn't get 100% of the votes, how many people voted multiple times for Pilot Season? All 30 of them?
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it must be the nudity on the cover.
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You know how Arcade's schtick is to renovate abandoned amusement parks into giant death traps to kill people? The guy spends way more money building the damn trap than he ever would collect from the fees he earns from assassinating people(especially since he never seems to complete the kill, because he always gets stopped by the heroes). So how many abandoned amusement parks are there? Couldn't SHIELD just keep tabs on the dozen or so amusement parks, and when one of them is mysteriously purchased and starts getting an overhaul, they go "Hey! It's probably that fuckup, Arcade!" and then just go and arrest his dumb ass?

Fuck, I hate Arcade.
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Not to mention he could also make more money using his unique and amazing attractions to, I dunno, renovate abandoned theme parks and run them... as actual theme parks.
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Here's a horrible character. He's an actual Black Lightning villain from the 80s

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If he does not become an arch-nemesis to the recently (and inexplicably) un-forgotten Vibe, then someone is missing the boat.
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