Brokeback Mountain

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Rob Liefeld
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Brokeback Mountain

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Never before have I seen a movie that so clearly captured the beauty of man-on-man love. I only wish it had had a few longer, more graphic, buttsex scenes. And maybe me as a stunt double to blow Heath Ledger.
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Yes. And don't forget Anne Hathaway's warlocks.
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In my world, this movie is about Anne Hathaway and Michelle Williams as Cowgirls in Montana getting it on.



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I was disappointed no-one broke their spine. And Jake Gyllenhall is sooooooo a power bottom. :heybaby:
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