ADVISE ON HOW 2 NOT B GAY

[Snigtad Flornbi]

I THOT I WOOD POST THES 2 HELP U GUIS OUT, I NO UR AL SUPER GAY + PROBLY DONT WON'T 2 B.

STUDDIES HAVE SHONE THAT THE SHOREST WAY 2 NOT BE GAY IS 2 NOT PUT DICKS N UR BUT. IF U HAV 2 PUT A DICK IN UR BUTT 4 SUM REASEN, MAEK SUR U USE A PLASTIC SAMMICH BAGGY 2 KEEP POO OFF UR DICK,

DO NOT WER PINK, PINK IS 4 GERLS. THIS INCLUDS RED SHERTS THAT HAEV FAYDED, THEY R PINK SO THEY R GAY. ALL SO DO NOT WEAR PANTYS UNLESS ALL UR BOY UNDER WHERE IS DERTY. THEN U HAEV A RAISIN.

U SHOD NOT HAV LONG HARE OR LISEN TO MUSIC BY MEN WITH LONG HARE. GUYS SHOD HAVE SHORT HARE UTHERWISE THEY R GAY.

ALL WAYS BRUSH UR TEETH TWICE A DAY,

[Snigtad Flornbi]

AN OTHER THING U CAN DO IS WACH LOTS OF TV BUT MAKE SURE IT IS KEWL TV, GAYS LIEK GAY TV SO MAKE SURE IT IS NOT GAY TV U WACH. ALL SO DO NOT WATCH BLACK TV U WIL TERN BLACK WICH IS OK ACCEPT UR MOM WILL NOT RECAGNISE U.

IF U DO NOT WONT 2 B GAY AND AR NOT DOING GOOD AT IT TRY ELEMONADING FIBAR FRUM UR DIET, THS WILL MAKE THE POO STAY IN UR BUT + WILL BLOCK FAGGS FROM PUTTING THERE DONGS IN UR BUT.

WHEN U THANK U R NOT GAY AY MORE TRY LISENING 2 FRANK SENOTRA. IF U BRAKE THE IPAD + SAY YUCK, U R STRATE. IF U DANSE U R GAY. ANY THANG ELSE U R BUY SEXUAL. IT IS A FAT ALL GAYES LUVE FRANK SENOTRA.

[Snigtad Flornbi]

AN UTHER BIT OF ADVISE: IF U RUN N2 SOME 1 ON THE STRETE + HE SEZ 'SUCK MY DICK,' HE IS JEST YELLING AT U, IT IS NOT AN INVATATION. BELEVE ME HE WILL B SAPRIZED IF U START UN ZIPPING HIS PANTS AND LIKING UR LIPS. THAT'S WHAT GAYS DO, NOT NORMEL PEPLE.

[Zaphod]

this is not good advice for girls. i think that a girl who sucks a dick every time she's told to would be extremely popular.

[Geoff Peterson]

How does brushing your teeth twice a day help you to not be gay?

[Jargo]

Instructional video http://youtu.be/jjnrLt3VuSM

[anarky]

I'm afraid to click on that link.

[Jargo]

A short description: Pastor Dr. Martin Sempa makes Ugandans aware of the deviant practises of gaymosexuals. All graphic images have been blurred. though you should probably not open it if you have kids around.

[anarky]

That would be funny if I didn't know how crazy batshit some of the so-called religious leaders in Africa are.

Sniggy, how does brushing your teeth twice a day keep you from being gay? If they eat da poopoo, isn't brushing just a way to hide the poopoo breath that would result from a homosexual encounter?

Also, your sentence about "if you hav 2 put a dick in ur butt" makes no sense since you tell the person who's receiving to put a plastic bag on their dick. How exactly will the poo go from their butt onto their penis in this case, unless they are engaging in some sort of solo act that I think would be impossible?

[Turdeto]

I, Turdeto, would never "eat da poo poo" as Pastor Sempa so eloquently put it. The only person I know that would do that is The Grin's cousin. I believe goes by the name S. E.

[Jargo]

He goes DEEEEEPAAAH!!!!

The blurred photos and video were Snigtad and Mel Gibson.

[Melvin Gibstein]

Vhy are you always picking on that nice little Jewish boy, Robin? Heh? Vhat did he ever do to you meshuggas? Heh!? You should all be klöpt vith your gmuchas and your vistoli.

[Snigtad Flornbi]

I DEPRECIATE UR GOODE DETENTION JARGO BUTT I DO NOT THANK THAT IS A GOOD VEDEO FOR THESE GAYS. ALL THE GOOD PARTS ARE BLURED OUT + U CAN NOT SEE WHAT U SHOD NOT BE DEWING.

ALL SO UNCALE RODGER TOLD ME IT IS NOT GAY TO EAT POOEPOO IF U R HUNGARY + SUM DUDE TELS U THAT U CAN EAT HIS POO SO UR NOT HUNGREY. THAT IS COMEN CURTSEY. HE SHUD NO, HE IS AN ECKSPET ON BEING NOT GAY

[RoIIo Tomassi]

But I often hear the phrase "Eat shit and die." and it's used as an insult. How can this be both a courtesy AND an insult, o wise Flantdig?

[Jargo]

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