UNCALE RODGER SAYS

[Snigtad Flornbi]

UNLCE RODGER TOLED ME THE GAYIST AMINAL ON URTH IS A RINOSIROS. HE NOSE THIS BE CAUSE HE HAS NEVER SEEN A RINOCEROS TRY TO PICK UP CHIX.

[Snigtad Flornbi]

UNCLE RODGER SAYES IT IS NOT GAY IF I LICK HIS WEENER CLENE AFTER HE FUCKS MY MOM BE CAUSE I AM ONLEY GETTING HER JUICE + SHE IS A GERL SO IT IS NOT GAY.

[Snigtad Flornbi]

UNCL ROGER SEZ NOTHING U DO WITH A NEKKID MAN CAN BE GAY IF A GOAT AND A COFEE POT R INVOLVED.

[anarky]

Did your Uncle Rodger tell you not to post this picture of him?



(Two can play with the ol' Googler.)

[Jargo]

It's only gay if you talk about it afterwards. Troofs.

[Snigtad Flornbi]

I AXED UNCALE RODGER WHAT IS UP WITH CLAUNS, WHY DO THEY WEAR FUNNEY SUITS + MAKE UP + HONK HORNS + SHIT. HE SAYED CLOWNS WERE A NOBALE CLASS A LONG TIEM AGO. SEE, A THOUSEND YEARS AGO, BACK IN THE TIEM OF THE SILVER WAR, THE CLAWNS WOOD HELP TRAVALERS WHO HAD LONG TRIPS, I GESS THERE PLAIN LANDED IN DENVAR + THAY HAD 2 GET LAID OVER. THEY WOOD LET THE TRAVLERS FUCK THEM IN THE BUT AS A SERVACE. BUTT THE KENGS AND QUENES WERE GAY ASS WHOELS WHO WONTED 2 KEEP THE CLAWNS 4 THEM SALVES, SO THE CLOWNS HAD TO NOT WEAR THEIR NAME TAGS + HAD TO WEAR FUNEY SUITES SO PEPELE WOULD NO THEM. AND THE PEPLE WOOD SINGLE THE CLOWNS BY STICKING UP 1 FINGAR (THAT IS WHERE THE MIDELE FINGAR CUMS FROM, IT MEANS FUCK U!!!!). SO THE PEPELE WOOD FUCK THE CLOANS + HAVE A FUN VACACION!!

[anarky]

Is that why I always see you wearing a Ronald McDonald costume with some questionable stains that look like mayonnaise?

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Is that the Ronald McDonald Costume that has areas cut out in strategic places?

[Snigtad Flornbi]

HEAR IS A PITCHER OF ME AND UNCALE RODGER FROM MY GRATE GRAMMAS FUNARAL, I DONT NO WHY THEY CALED HER GRATE SHE WAS ONLEY OKAY AT BEST.!

[anarky]

Scary thing is, all the "photos" of Uncle Rodger look consistent with one another, and they bear a resemblance to all the photos of Snigtad, so I must assume they're authentic.

[Mister Roboto]

I asked Uncle Rodger why he was wearing that costume to a funeral.

And he said "What costume?"

[Snigtad Flornbi]

UNCALE RODGER SAYES DIPERS R UNDERWEARRATED, U WARE IT, U DONT HAVE TO GET UP 2 GO 2 THE BATH ROOME.

[Mister Roboto]

Uncle Rodger never told you that after you go in the diaper, you need to swap it out for a clean one.

It's been a week. You probably have a wicked rash down in your bathing suit area.