Guardians of the Galaxy
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
I need an excuse to get to Disneyland to see that preview.

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
Heard about an awesome easter egg.
When you first see The Collector Howard the Duck is right above him.
When you first see The Collector Howard the Duck is right above him.
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
Super excited. Watching it tomorrow night at midnite.
It's got 94% on RottenTomatoes.
It's got 94% on RottenTomatoes.
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
First movie all 4 of us have wanted to see in I don't know how long. We'll be there this weekend I'm sure.
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
Holy shit, this flick is a lot of fun.
I can't wait for the chance to go again!
I can't wait for the chance to go again!
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
THIS LOKS LIEK SHIT, I MENE, CUM ON THEIR IS A FUCKING SQUIRL IN SPACE! THAT IS DUMB, PLUS SUMONE TOLD ME THE SQUIREL STICKS THE BUSH MAN'S WOODEN DING DONG IN HIS SQUIRL BUT SO HE IS A GAYWAD SQUIRL ONTOP OF THAT!!! GROS!!!! AND I HERD THEY FITE FUCKING MONKEES, GOD DAM I HATE MONKS SO FUCKING MUTCH!!!!


NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
I've seen it twice already. It's epically quotable. I've purposefully not posted so you can experience for yourselves.
I want you all to watch it in theatres so we can discuss it. And I want it to make all the money for the next seven weeks.
I want you all to watch it in theatres so we can discuss it. And I want it to make all the money for the next seven weeks.
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
It's good. Really good. Took me about an hour to settle into the fact that it just wasn't going to get serious - but it does..... just enough.... barely. I don't imagine I'll go to the theater again, but I'll pop for the bluray the second I can get my mitts on it.
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
"They got my dick message!"
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"Thats a fake laugh."
"IT'S REAL!!"
"Your ship is filthy."
"She has no idea. If we had a black light in here, it'd look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
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"Thats a fake laugh."
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
It helps if have the Jackson 5 playing whilst watching this gif.


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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
The Jackson Pollock line was priceless. Draxx had the lines that got me though, including this exchange:
"That's already been established."
"When did we establish that?"
"2 or 3 minutes ago."
"I wasn't listening. I was thinking about something else."
"That's already been established."
"When did we establish that?"
"2 or 3 minutes ago."
"I wasn't listening. I was thinking about something else."
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
That J.P. line almost didn't make the cut. James Gunn thought it might be a little too much until he threw it into a later test screening, where it got a huge laugh. He realized that kids wouldn't get the joke anyway, so (thankfully) he left it in.
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
Yeah my thoughts exactly - first it was like "yikes" but then I didn't notice anyone doing the Captain Picard facepalm in the theater, so no flag on the play.
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
I enjoyed it a lot. It's not quite as awesome as I hoped (thanks, hype machine), but it is very fun. The first part of the film feels like Indiana Jones in the Star Wars galaxy, but then it starts to feel like any other Marvel movie. It was also far more jokey than I thought it would be. Gamora and Nebula are undercooked characters here and Bautista's delivery is flat and boring – more than it seems was intended. But the cool stuff is very cool.
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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy
I thought Bautista's amateurish acting actually helped his performance because the character is so wooden. When he said metaphors wouldn't go over his head because he would reach out and catch them I about pissed myself laughing. It was very meta.
My quibbles with the film: I thought Lee Pace's talent was underused as Ronan, which was a shame. He's a funny guy and Ronan was very one-note villain. Also, Ronan's motivation as the villain wasn't explained well.
I didn't like what they did with Yondu. I didn't mind Rooker's performance and the character was fine, it just should have been called someone else and not Yondu.
My quibbles with the film: I thought Lee Pace's talent was underused as Ronan, which was a shame. He's a funny guy and Ronan was very one-note villain. Also, Ronan's motivation as the villain wasn't explained well.
I didn't like what they did with Yondu. I didn't mind Rooker's performance and the character was fine, it just should have been called someone else and not Yondu.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
