They have been found!!!

John Madden · Post by **John Madden** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:54 pm

I was getting on board the Madden Bus after the game because thats what I do after the game, get on my bus. My computer was beeping rather furiously. I checked it out and it has located the Original MTS.

General Zod, might I suggest that we get Richards to use his trasporting machine to transport there, grab the MTS and transport them back, becuase transporters transport.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:52 am

But if they come back, won't the MTSR be out of work?

I'm not saying anything, but do you know what I'm saying?

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:49 pm

DUSNT MATER THEY R SO GAYE!!!!

John Madden · Post by **John Madden** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:45 am

Rogue II wrote:But if they come back, won't the MTSR be out of work?

I'm not saying anything, but do you know what I'm saying?

We are reserves, and reserves are out of work when the regulars are here. I still have my announcing career to fall back on.

Richards · Post by **Richards** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:41 am

Good work reporting this, Mr.Madden. Using the coordinates you provided, I have gotten a fix on them. There seems to be some sort of interference shielding the area of the Island, so I can't give you any details about the status of the Squad, but with some modifications I believe that rescue via teleportation is an option, I will set to work at once- wish me luck, fellows!!!!!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:27 pm

So, uh, what's the dealio?

Richards · Post by **Richards** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:04 pm

Sorry, Anarky, the modifications proved more complex than I had anticipated. The tricondite repartitioner is now ready, and as soon as I hit "transmit" on this post, I will activate it and attempt the rescue, pray for my success fellows!!!!!!!

Richards · Post by **Richards** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:06 pm

BY THE GODS NOOOOOOO!!!! YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:48 pm

Richards, what happened?

John Madden · Post by **John Madden** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:52 pm

That doesn't sound good Richards. Usually when people yell NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! they are either doing one of two things, fucking up or imitating Darth Vader from Revenge of the Sith.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:13 am

When you guys are done dicking around looking for the MTS, can you please fix this little avatar problem?

Darth Vader · Post by **Darth Vader** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:16 am

Can't say that was one of my prouder moments.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:22 pm

Richards wrote:BY THE GODS NOOOOOOO!!!! YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!

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The great fleshling author Herman Melville ended his magnum opus, Moby Dick, with the immortal line, "And I only am escaped alone to tell thee." I can think of naught more apropos in this situation.

Alas, I know not what became of Richards and my fellow moderators. Having been rebuilt into a radio, my field of vision was quite impaired. I merely recall hearing Cobra Commander's trademark hiss exclaiming that there was a ghost, and then a mysterious voice telling him that he smelled homosexual. The voice was slightly familiar, yet I could not place it.

No longer having legs, I fear I may be stuck on this Primus-foresaken desert island forever. Should any of seven castaways ever actually escape the island, perhaps the Professor or Mary Anne may have the prescience to bring me along.

Rest assured, though, that somehow, if you ever need us, I have a distinct feeling that we shall return. Until that day, I leave you with inspiring words in memory of my old friend and comrade, who fell in battle to restore our beloved forums. (Of course, I wouldn't have fallen. As I've said all along, I'm much stronger than him.)

"You've got the touch
 You've got the power
 Yeah!

[/end transmission]

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:32 pm

So, they're dead?

Can this be true? Years of fighting Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, the Leader, the Abomination, Darth Sidious, Darth Tyrannus, Snake Eyes, Destro, and that pansy Duke, and all it takes to snuff them out of existence forever is one toy collecting website conglomerate and a deranged former Rock 'n' Roll Jeopardy host?

And the only one to survive is the fucking Gobot who started this whole mess?

I'm shocked. I think I need to sit down. They were some real dickheads at times, and I think the fill-in mods are a lot cooler, but they deserved better than this.