I'm thinking about writing Clown Porn

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I'm thinking about writing Clown Porn

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So I've had this idea for awhile about hot clown on clown action and I was wondering if you guys wanted to give me any insight. There will be more than just clown porn in the story, like clown violence and stuff, but mostly it will involve one clown's descent into depravity....oh goodness...



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I've gone and gotten myself so excited thinking about it.....you'll

you'll have to excuse me.....
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Will there be guest appearances by Shaggy2Dope and Violent J?
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there already is a clown porn film, I think it was called "the sex lives of clowns", you should just do a re-make of that, EP :mabs:
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As a one off, it's frightening that :ducks: knows that.

It's going to be the tender story of Cuddles the Clown and his friend Dingle. Dingle has a deep seated obsession with porking Cuddles in the poop chute, then vilently jabbing a straw in there, and sucking his own come out because, in his own words "Dingle eats what Dingle buries" followed by a steamy three way with a circus seal....



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Did anyone else see that documentary on HBO of some amateur porn festival in Boston? Some dude made a film where he dressed up as a clown named "Shotzee" and nailed some chick wearing a rubber dog mask.
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Ok, like I'm the only one that watches that crap on HBO? Well excuse me for not having the higher quality adult entertainment that Cinemax provides.
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Ran wrote:Did anyone else see that documentary on HBO of some amateur porn festival in Boston? Some dude made a film where he dressed up as a clown named "Shotzee" and nailed some chick wearing a rubber dog mask.
I think enough time has passed.

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