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Looks like SirJorgesGuide has the pics up!

WAVE 1:

Build-a-figure: Slicker's Mom

Basic figures:
Eternal Padawan
Kidhuman
Diabolical
The Grin
General Zod

Variants:
Rollo Tomassi (repainted Eternal Padawan)

WAVE 2:

Build-a-figure: The Cow

Basic figures:
jjreason
mabudon
Brown-Suit Kidhuman
Dell Rusk
The Phantom ManAss

Variants:
Jack Black (repainted jjreason)
Moderator Dell Rusk with daddy pants

WAVE 3:

Build-a-figure: Super Bizarro The Grin (from the scene where he drinks the TCRI ooze and... ah, never mind)

Basic figures:
Slimmie
anarky
CaptainSolo1138
The Grip
The Hyena

Variants:
Ninja Hyena
Amy (repaint of The Grip)

WAVE 4:

Build-a-figure: Grimlock

jjreason in Slicker-Buster Armor
Seamus O'Doyle
Doctor Doom!
Newsbot
Boner Mazo

Variants:
Slicker (repaint of jjreason in Slicker-Buster Armor)
Doctor Douche (repaint of Doctor Doom!)

FACE-OFF WAVE 1:

Basic Sets:
Batman vs Perpantor
Bob Ross vs Snigtad Flornbi

Variants:
Robin vs Louie the Lilac
Cobra Commander vs Snigtad Flornbi (Harold of Dooshe)

All of them look really cool, except for the Face-Off Cobra Commander. I'm not sure why they thought they could just paint Bob Ross blue like that. Especially since they did a total resculpt for both figures in the Batman/Perpantor variation set.
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They've also just confirmed on their main page that vynsane himself is not in the plans right now, as the demand does not seem to be there, despite a prototype being produced in 1984.

Also that OJ Simpson and SweetRain will be an exclusive two-pack at a Shriner's Convention in Hoboken, NJ, next summer.
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anarky wrote:They've also just confirmed on their main page that vynsane himself is not in the plans right now, as the demand does not seem to be there, despite a prototype being produced in 1984.
they got that all wrong. the vynsane figure will be an exclusive only available to one guy named doug who took it to mars and buried it and then died. it's so rare that everyone will want to go to mars to find it, but they can't because they don't have rockets or spaceships or anything.

also, there will be a variant silver-coated vynsane that's soooooo rare they only made half of it. that one will only be available at the bottom of the marianas trench.

you also forgot the variants on the newsbot - one clean version, one battle-damaged version.
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vynsane wrote:you also forgot the variants on the newsbot - one clean version, one battle-damaged version.
I had some pretty incomplete info on that wave. It turns out that there will be a variant of every figure, thus making it tougher to get any!

Sean McLeod O'Doogan (repaint of Seamus O'Doyle)
Battle-Damaged Newsbot
nerbler (repaint of Boner Mazo)
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SanDiego Comic Con will have an exclusive Positive Boy vs Negative Boy Face-Off two pack. Available at the vynsane booth right by the restrooms.
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Please tell me that is an extra large Arby's roast beef sandwich that comes with Kidhuman and not the trap-door of the Slicker's mom build-a-figure.
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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

The Phantom ManAss gets a figure before I do? Damn. :x
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Post by anarky »

These are being produced by Hasbro, JJL. I'm sure there will be multiple resculpts of The Phantom ManAss in all sorts of costumes before you get a figure ten years or so from now. It's nothing personal. It's just the way they do things there.

BTW, you Seinfeld-hating sumbitch, that link above is definitely for you. Although you obviously won't get it. :P
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Ah. Okay, then.

I get the Seinfeld joke since you already referenced it here earlier, sucka.
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True. But you don't know the full context of it.

Oh, and my wife's in a coma. :mad:
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I think I'll be alright.
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Just be happy that there isn't a battlepack featuring Devastator with your parents.
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Post by Diabolical »

No basic Slicker? Just a carpy repaint version?

And what of the rumors of the Mabs in a Domi Maple Leafs jersey?



And I'll bet my part of the Slicker's Mom BAF is her rotten vag.
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Rogue II wrote:Please tell me that is an extra large Arby's roast beef sandwich that comes with Kidhuman and not the trap-door of the Slicker's mom build-a-figure.
You dipshit, the expression is "loose meat sandwich".

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Post by kidhuman »

Where is the funtime figure? Is there going to be an old MTS and a new MTS battlepack?
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