Did I ever tell y'all 'bout my Hulk movie dream?

[anarky]

Honestly, this is a dream I had about a new TV movie about the Hulk. This would've been the early 90s, right after Death of the Incredible Hulk, when there were all sorts of rumors about another TV movie (usually expected to be called Rebirth of the Incredible Hulk).

So there are these two hot chicks in bikinis, sunbathing by a pool. One of them turns to the other, and says, "How do you like being the Hulk's girl?"

"I love it," she says, "though he's so big that sometimes it hurts."

Cut to a shot of the woman's face, and she's laying on her stomach a table. You can't see it, but she's getting fucked. Hard. She's moaning, and you can hear this sound almost like a lion porking another lion.

Cut back to the poolside. "Yeah, that's sorta a drawback," the first girl says. "But he is amazing, isn't he?"

Cut back to a shot of the grey Hulk from the waist up. He's naked, and porking something hard and we hear the girl screaming again. Turns out it's the Hulk making the roaring noise.

Poolside. "That he is. That he is."

Back to the room. Cut between the woman's face and Hulk's face as they scream and make funky orgasm faces. We hear a crash. "Oh, Hulk, we broke another table!"

Hulk looks at the camera, winks, and does the Isaac pointing thing. "Hulk, baby," he says.

[Zero]

Interesting. Is it the Lou Ferrigno Hulk? Or the CGI Ang Lee/Ed Norton version? Because the image I'm getting is a grey CGI Hulk laying pipe into Jennifer Conelly.

Let's see Ang Lee direct THAT sequel...