Du Interrogation der Ruubin!

[Swedish Chef]

Vill be cuunductee bih meseff und der eetalee Muurio. Bork bork.

Vere waasen yoo on der nite uff de whakee der unteral piddywonk und vhat isten der excuusee for dee red rittens? Bork bork bork.

SPEEKEE! Vill usen nod tere beekee und der middee du nite!! Yoo und der bitmin!!

Vuun diddee haven aggin der eepee? Wassen yoo der jiltee fruitee fruitee? Kern du angree fer du notty bidness?

SPEEKEE! Bork bork!

[Robin]

Well, Mr. Chef, I was asleep. The crime took place after my bedtime.

As far as I know, Eternal Padawan was a typical citizen of vynsane.com. I'm not sure if he enjoyed fruit, but if you like, I can search the Food section to see if he made any comments.

I have been investingating the situation myself. I believe that Rob Liefield may have created a shape shifting clone who has taken the form of me on more than one occasion. There is evidence of this in a cover of a comic book that he created. The left foot of his Robin appears to be a tentacle. For the record, neither of my feet are tentacles.

[vynsane]

who the hell hired these foreigners? man, foreign consultants are killing this country. at least the dollar's in the toilet, so they're not getting paid as much as they normally would.

[anarky]

I think Shitpiece hired them.

[Twiki]

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Considering the amount of progress made by your "in house" investigative staff, there's really no justification for you complaining about outsourcing to more objective personnel.  Robin says he's been investigating?  What has he come up with in the last 50 days?  Very little I imagine. And everything he says is probably suspect, since ANOTHER moderator is fingering him as the lead suspect so far.  The entire operation is a big cluster fuck.


So go fuck yourself.  Or Snigtad.

[Swedish Chef]

Båck der duum kwestenee!!

Ruubin, Ven durst dum patrolee wif der bitmin? Un de darkee? Vi dem yoosin der profanee ulotti? Yurm storee de fulee nert holes turb drîffen der Mackee Truckee fruue! Weebe notta biiyin der "Ruub Leifeldee shapee changee" fikshüun!! Bork bork!

Yurf de tosse der bitmin salad? Yuzzin heem der tüüchin yoo un der inapropee miinder? Un der bavvin soot aree? Bork? Floozin der perpatee der covee upen? SPEEKEE!

[Snarf]

Oh, I'd confess if I were you, Robin, snarf snarf. If you admit you killed Eternal Padawan, maybe CheetaraTM will do you a "favor," snarf snarf. Although I imagine you'd prefer some lovin' from WileyKitTM and WileyKatTM, we ThundercatsTM don't cotton to pedophiles, snarf snarf. Maybe TygraTM, snarf snarf, since he enjoys plowing those forbidden ThundarianTM fields, snarf snarf.

If you don't come clean, Lion-OTM might just have to use the Sword of OmensTM on you. I don't imagine you'd like that much, snarf snarf.

[Robin]

Båck der duum kwestenee!!

Ruubin, Ven durst dum patrolee wif der bitmin? Un de darkee? Vi dem yoosin der profanee ulotti? Yurm storee de fulee nert holes turb drîffen der Mackee Truckee fruue! Weebe notta biiyin der "Ruub Leifeldee shapee changee" fikshüun!! Bork bork!

Yurf de tosse der bitmin salad? Yuzzin heem der tüüchin yoo un der inapropee miinder? Un der bavvin soot aree? Bork? Floozin der perpatee der covee upen? SPEEKEE!

Jumping Jibberish, Batman! Even the Bat-translator can't decipher this mumbo jumbo. How am I supposed to answer his question?

[Twiki]

Båck der duum kwestenee!!

Ruubin, Ven durst dum patrolee wif der bitmin? Un de darkee? Vi dem yoosin der profanee ulotti? Yurm storee de fulee nert holes turb drîffen der Mackee Truckee fruue! Weebe notta biiyin der "Ruub Leifeldee shapee changee" fikshüun!! Bork bork!

Yurf de tosse der bitmin salad? Yuzzin heem der tüüchin yoo un der inapropee miinder? Un der bavvin soot aree? Bork? Floozin der perpatee der covee upen? SPEEKEE!

Jumping Jibberish, Batman! Even the Bat-translator can't decipher this mumbo jumbo. How am I supposed to answer his question?

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Allow me to translate.  I speak Swedish.

"Robin, when do you patrol with Batman? In the dark( I presume he means nighttime)? Why are you using so much profanity? Your story has enough holes to drive a Mack Truck through.  We aren't buying the "Rob Liefeld shape changer" story.  Urmm..Bork bork.

Do you toss Batman's salad?  Does he touch you innappropriately?  In the bathing suit area?  Are you perpetrating a cover up on his behalf? TALK!"

[Swedish Chef]

Døst vhut er séd. Hurm.

Dingee duumin. Der rêel Ruubin kuun speekee der sivirl languees. Maaybe hist un impostee!!!

[Robin]

Båck der duum kwestenee!!

Ruubin, Ven durst dum patrolee wif der bitmin? Un de darkee? Vi dem yoosin der profanee ulotti? Yurm storee de fulee nert holes turb drîffen der Mackee Truckee fruue! Weebe notta biiyin der "Ruub Leifeldee shapee changee" fikshüun!! Bork bork!

Yurf de tosse der bitmin salad? Yuzzin heem der tüüchin yoo un der inapropee miinder? Un der bavvin soot aree? Bork? Floozin der perpatee der covee upen? SPEEKEE!

Jumping Jibberish, Batman! Even the Bat-translator can't decipher this mumbo jumbo. How am I supposed to answer his question?

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Allow me to translate.  I speak Swedish.

"Robin, when do you patrol with Batman? In the dark( I presume he means nighttime)? Why are you using so much profanity? Your story has enough holes to drive a Mack Truck through.  We aren't buying the "Rob Liefeld shape changer" story.  Urmm..Bork bork.

Do you toss Batman's salad?  Does he touch you innappropriately?  In the bathing suit area?  Are you perpetrating a cover up on his behalf? TALK!"

Thank you for the translation, Twiki.

Jeepers, Mr. Chef. Batman and I patrol Gotham during the day. It is much too dark at night. Those comic book guys have it all wrong. Golly, I would never use profanity. Someone must have hacked my account.

I don't have to cook dinner for Batman. He has someone else prepare his food, including salad. Twiki, the word is "inappropriately". And there is nothing inappropriate about our brand of justice. Commissioner Gordon is 100% behind us. Come by the Bat-cave and we can have the Bat-Computer fix your spell-check function.

[Swedish Chef]

Støp avoidee durn kvestee abüut der red rittins!!! Bork bork bork!!

THE TRAITOR IS AMONG YOU.


BEWARE THE RED LETTERS.

[Twiki]

Twiki, the word is "inappropriately". And there is nothing inappropriate about our brand of justice. Commissioner Gordon is 100% behind us. Come by the Bat-cave and we can have the Bat-Computer fix your spell-check function.

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If you're using the 20th century version of the word, sure.


But I wasn't.




Boy Wonder can go fuck himself.

[Robin]

Støp avoidee durn kvestee abüut der red rittins!!! Bork bork bork!!

THE TRAITOR IS AMONG YOU.


BEWARE THE RED LETTERS.

Jeepers, Mr. Chef. Just about everyone here uses red letters when they refer to "the other site".

[Zero]

QUIT TRYING TO MISLEAD THE SCANDANAVIAN, CHILD.