There's a marathon on today. I've had it on in the background. I'm seeing (parts of) a lot of films I hadn't seen before.
Groucho Marx was one of the funniest men to ever live. Even if his moustache wasn't believable.
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The Marx Brothers rule
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The Marx Brothers rule

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Re: The Marx Brothers rule
It's a tragedy that this Topic Thread has gone unanswered for so long.
I'm jealous of his mustache.
I'm jealous of his mustache.
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Re: The Marx Brothers rule
Karl was always a riot. I loved his beard.
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Re: The Marx Brothers rule
Indeed. And Lenin was my favorite Beatle.

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