Just making that announcement...I'm on a 6 month dry spell.
Kinda sucks.
It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
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Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
That does suck, but 6 months ain't shiiiit. I won't even divulge how long my spell is, but it is longer than 6 months. 
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Unless his luck has recently changed, Rollo has y'all turkeys both beat.
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Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Really ? I thought Rollo was married or something...
Also, the last two times I did it, it was unprotected. No pulling out either, but that's a different story.
Also, the last two times I did it, it was unprotected. No pulling out either, but that's a different story.
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Those were the best days, the 5 days after my ex-girlfriend's period. No connies, no pull out, no pregnancy, no nothing. Just the glory days, the salad days...*
*These days do not apply to all girls.
*These days do not apply to all girls.
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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Now you've got me teared up remembering the glory days.
Well there was one pretty good makeout / groping session a few months ago (it was in a public place, JimJam was an unfortunate witness to those deeds) but yeah...I miss the good ol' days.
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*pats Sleazer on the back*
There, there...
There, there...
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Don't get too close Yuke...I might try to fuck you outta desperation. 
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Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Fuck you all. I'm in an 18-year dry spell.
But, god willing, it will be over soon . . .
But, god willing, it will be over soon . . .
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Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
You cant have a dry spell for something you have never done.
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Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.
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Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
Kind of sick, but true.Rogue II wrote:He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.
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Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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I totally downloaded the Charlie Gibson Newsbot last night. Four times.Putting the broad back into broadcasting.
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Oh yeah, and when we were done swapping files, I fucked him.Putting the broad back into broadcasting.
Re: It's been just over 6 months since I last had sex.
How unfortunate. All yous guys not getting any action, while I'm over here getting TONS of ass from my Clive Owen cardboard cut-out and pine cone on a stick.
But at this very moment, my lady hole is being occupied by a tampon in the shape of Clive Owen's finger, so my pine cone will have to wait 3-7 days for entry.
If it's any consolation, there's a hole in my body for each of you. Tiny, small, needle-sized holes. Called pores.
But at this very moment, my lady hole is being occupied by a tampon in the shape of Clive Owen's finger, so my pine cone will have to wait 3-7 days for entry.
If it's any consolation, there's a hole in my body for each of you. Tiny, small, needle-sized holes. Called pores.
