Peeing and being blown at the same time

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Peeing and being blown at the same time

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I don't recommend it, unless you want the one administering said blowjob to smack you.
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Seconded.
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The same goes for women with peeing and cunnilingus. Unless....you know...you're into that type of thing. :|
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I hear Sleazer is into scat. :shock:
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Double_G wrote:The same goes for women with peeing and cunnilingus. Unless....you know...you're into that type of thing. :|
I had that happen to me once. Totally by accident. She was about as embarassed as I was grossed out.
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Acceptable recourse is peeing in her butt.
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I've never had a problem, oddly enough

And what Antropov said, it's TRICKY but possible and fun :mabs:
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mabudon wrote: And what Antropov said, it's TRICKY but possible and fun :mabs:
I would imagine dong slippage would be the primary concern. It'd suck to be in mid-stream and have her buttcheeks clench, ejecting your junk and probably causing you to piss all over the sheets. Sheets that smell like urine only belong on racecar beds.
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I've never tried. Wouldn't, since the average man urinates a far greater amount than he ejaculates, her rectum fill up within a matter of a second and start gushing the shit-smelling wizz all over you?
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Double_G wrote:The same goes for women with peeing and cunnilingus. Unless....you know...you're into that type of thing. :|
I want to name my daughter Connie.

Think about it.
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anarky wrote:I've never tried. Wouldn't, since the average man urinates a far greater amount than he ejaculates, her rectum fill up within a matter of a second and start gushing the shit-smelling wizz all over you?
There is only one man here that answer that question...
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Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:I want to name my daughter Connie.

Think about it.
Do it. She'll hate you for it later in life, but it'll be so worth it.
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Senor JabbaJohnL wrote: I want to name my daughter Connie.

Think about it.
Goddam, Johnny, you're killin' me man. That's so beyond hilarious!
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I had my chin farted on once.
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Slicker wrote:I had my chin farted on once.
Care to elaborate?
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