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I don't recommend it, unless you want the one administering said blowjob to smack you.

Seconded.

The same goes for women with peeing and cunnilingus. Unless....you know...you're into that type of thing.

I hear Sleazer is into scat.

Double_G wrote:The same goes for women with peeing and cunnilingus. Unless....you know...you're into that type of thing.

I had that happen to me once. Totally by accident. She was about as embarassed as I was grossed out.

Acceptable recourse is peeing in her butt.

I've never had a problem, oddly enough

And what Antropov said, it's TRICKY but possible and fun

mabudon wrote: And what Antropov said, it's TRICKY but possible and fun

I would imagine dong slippage would be the primary concern. It'd suck to be in mid-stream and have her buttcheeks clench, ejecting your junk and probably causing you to piss all over the sheets. Sheets that smell like urine only belong on racecar beds.

I've never tried. Wouldn't, since the average man urinates a far greater amount than he ejaculates, her rectum fill up within a matter of a second and start gushing the shit-smelling wizz all over you?

Double_G wrote:The same goes for women with peeing and cunnilingus. Unless....you know...you're into that type of thing.

I want to name my daughter Connie.

Think about it.

anarky wrote:I've never tried. Wouldn't, since the average man urinates a far greater amount than he ejaculates, her rectum fill up within a matter of a second and start gushing the shit-smelling wizz all over you?

There is only one man here that answer that question...

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:I want to name my daughter Connie.

Think about it.

Do it. She'll hate you for it later in life, but it'll be so worth it.

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote: I want to name my daughter Connie.

Think about it.

Goddam, Johnny, you're killin' me man. That's so beyond hilarious!

I had my chin farted on once.

Slicker wrote:I had my chin farted on once.

Care to elaborate?