The whole Spitzer thing....

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The whole Spitzer thing....

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I wish I had $4300 to blow on hookers several times a year.

Not that I would do it. But it would be nice to have that kind of money to throw away.

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Spitzer is a fuckin' tard. He's got a hot cougar for a wife (and he's got that melty face look that looks like someone opened the Ark of the Covenant), THEN he has the audacity to fuck a hooker?!!! WITHOUT A CONDOM??!!! Was his mother a Flantdig?
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I'd hit that over his wife anytime. But not without a wrapper.

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Not for $4,300, I wouldn't.
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Me neither. But if I had to poke that or Mrs. Spitzer...
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Yeah. But damn, for $4300, she'd better look that good.
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For $4,300, she'd better be motherfucking Helen of Troy, brought from the past in a time capsule so I can bang the woman who's supposed to be the hottest of all time.

And she'd better make me fucking grits and bacon for breakfast. I don't mean nasty grits like you get at some restaurants outside of the deep south. I mean the motherfucking grits that the womenfolk get up at 4 in the morning to make so they'll be ready when their husbands get up at 6.
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That chick is 22. I'd be speechless if she could manage frozen waffles for him, let alone grits and bacon.
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Like I said, for four grand, she'd better.
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She should ask to be paid in euros.
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Gorgeous. Did they ever come out with what he was paying so much money for? I remember hearing about Charlie Sheen getting the deluxe "4-gasm" treatment (my terminology, I can't remember how many times he really blew - but it was A LOT) from Heidi Fleiss' women, for more $$$ than that..... is the Senator a back-door type? Pee & Poo? What the fuck is worth that kind of cash????
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The thing that cracked me the fuck up while looking at her Myspace page was "Mood: Worried" under her personal profile. :lol:
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Somebody post the other pics in her please.... I'm not on myspace and don't want to have to register. :lol:
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jjreason wrote:Somebody post the other pics in her please.... I'm not on myspace and don't want to have to register. :lol:
Here's most of the pictures. And by "most" I mean "the good ones". I saw her Myspace and those pictures of her there aren't that hot.
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Looks good to me. Not $4300-good - but very nice nonetheless. :beard:
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