the vynsane asylum

I wish I had $4300 to blow on hookers several times a year.

Not that I would do it. But it would be nice to have that kind of money to throw away.

Best commentary of this yet:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index ... ame-parade

Spitzer is a fuckin' tard. He's got a hot cougar for a wife (and he's got that melty face look that looks like someone opened the Ark of the Covenant), THEN he has the audacity to fuck a hooker?!!! WITHOUT A CONDOM??!!! Was his mother a Flantdig?

I'd hit that over his wife anytime. But not without a wrapper.




She's on Myspace!

Not for $4,300, I wouldn't.

Me neither. But if I had to poke that or Mrs. Spitzer...

Yeah. But damn, for $4300, she'd better look that good.

For $4,300, she'd better be motherfucking Helen of Troy, brought from the past in a time capsule so I can bang the woman who's supposed to be the hottest of all time.

And she'd better make me fucking grits and bacon for breakfast. I don't mean nasty grits like you get at some restaurants outside of the deep south. I mean the motherfucking grits that the womenfolk get up at 4 in the morning to make so they'll be ready when their husbands get up at 6.

That chick is 22. I'd be speechless if she could manage frozen waffles for him, let alone grits and bacon.

Like I said, for four grand, she'd better.

She should ask to be paid in euros.

Gorgeous. Did they ever come out with what he was paying so much money for? I remember hearing about Charlie Sheen getting the deluxe "4-gasm" treatment (my terminology, I can't remember how many times he really blew - but it was A LOT) from Heidi Fleiss' women, for more $$$ than that..... is the Senator a back-door type? Pee & Poo? What the fuck is worth that kind of cash????

The thing that cracked me the fuck up while looking at her Myspace page was "Mood: Worried" under her personal profile.

Somebody post the other pics in her please.... I'm not on myspace and don't want to have to register.

jjreason wrote:Somebody post the other pics in her please.... I'm not on myspace and don't want to have to register.

Here's most of the pictures. And by "most" I mean "the good ones". I saw her Myspace and those pictures of her there aren't that hot.

Looks good to me. Not $4300-good - but very nice nonetheless.