9-year-old girl's twin is found inside her stomach!

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9-year-old girl's twin is found inside her stomach!

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ATHENS, Greece - A 9-year-old girl who went to hospital in central Greece suffering from stomach pains was found to be carrying her embryonic twin, doctors said Thursday.

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Doctors at Larissa General Hospital examined the girl and surgically removed a growth they later discovered was an embryo more than two inches long.

"They could see on the right side that her belly was swollen, but they couldn't suspect that this tumor would hide an embryo," hospital director Iakovos Brouskelis said.

The girl has made a full recovery, he said.

Andreas Markou, head of the hospital's pediatric department, said the embryo was a formed fetus with a head, hair and eyes, but no brain or umbilical cord.

Markou said cases where one of a set of twins absorbs the other in the womb occurs in one of 500,000 live births.

The girl's family did not want to be identified, hospital officials said.

Let's not joke about this one: that girl is going to have some major fucking nightmares for the rest of her life.
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I hope the poor kid never sees the movie Aliens.
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Same thing happened to Professor X.
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i'm going to throw up...
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Vyn's gonna throw up his embryonic twin, named Lyn.
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Sleazer wrote:Vyn's gonna throw up his embryonic twin, named Lyn.
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Sounds like an episode of House.
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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