yUP. oNCE A YEAR, i LIKE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK FROM ALL THE FATHERFUCKING, SO i GO TO THE sAN dIEGO cOMIC cON. iT'S SUCH A NICE RESPITE FROM ALL THE WORK i DO PLEASING ALL YOUR DADS ALL YEAR LONG. i DON'T THINK THERE'S A SINGLE FATHER THERE. wELL, EXCEPT FOR rOLLO AND aNARKY, BUT IT'S PRETTY EASY TO AVOID TWO PEOPLE AT SUCH A BIG CONVENTION. hELL, THEY'RE PROBABLY THE ONLY TWO NON-VIRGINS THERE. i KNOW THAT lIEFELD DORK WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME DOESN'T GET NO PUSSY.
iT'S AWESOME. nO ONE KNOWS WHO i AM. hOWEVER, THIS YEAR, i AM PLANNING TO GET A LITTLE WORK DONE. sEE, i EXPECT THAT, WITH THE SUCCESS OF tHE dARK kNIGHT, THERE WILL BE DRUNKEN FANBOY WOMEN THROWING THEMSELVES AT ME. i PLAN TO GET THEM INTO A DARK HOTEL ROOM, WHEREUPON i WILL SWITCH PLACES WITH A GREASY FANBOY, WHOM i'VE PROMISED TO ALLOW HIS ONE CHANCE AT DEFLOWERING. tHE TWO WILL MAKE THEIR LOVE HANDLES FLOP AROUND THE ROOM (AND i MIGHT VIDEOTAPE THIS TO SEND INTO aMERICA'S fUNNIEST vIDEOS) AND, HOPEFULLY, NINE MONTHS LATER, i'LL HAVE A NEW CLIENT WHO WASN'T EVEN EXPECTING THE ADDED BONUS!
aND, SINCE i CANNOT LEAVE ANYTHING TO THE IMAGINATION, BY "CLIENT," i MEAN "i'M GOING TO PAINT THEIR INSIDES WHITE WITH MY BIG, BLACK DICK!"
sTUPID QUESTION. hE MISSED ME SO MUCH, WHEN i PULLED UP IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE, HE WAS OUT IN THE LAWN ON ALL FOURS, WITH HIS BONDAGE COLLAR IN HIS MOUTH, WHIMPERING LIKE A PUPPY.
yEAH, NEEDLESS TO SAY, SOME DOGGYSTYLE ACTION WAS INVOLVED. i FUCKED HIS ASS SO HARD, HE WAS COUGHING UP SEMEN.
