Police: Armed burglars demand man's eggbeater

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Police: Armed burglars demand man's eggbeater

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TAMPA, Fla. – It really must have been a special item. According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, two men entered a man's home early Sunday and demanded his eggbeater. One suspect was holding a pistol while the other brandished a knife to the resident's neck.

Police caught the men outside the home and they are being held in Orient Road Jail. One suspect also faces a charge of aggravated assault.

Police found the eggbeater in the man's left pocket.

I don't get it either, but the assault sandwiches are starting to make more sense.
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