Lyrics worthy of Snigtad

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:39 pm

Okay, this thread is for lyrics that should be credited to our very own Snigtad Flornbi.

One I can't get out of my head whenever I hear it (which, thankfully, is very rare) is a song by Onyx.

The entire lyrics of this are:

The bitch ass bootlegger motherfuckers selling my tapes will getshot.

(Repeat about twenty times)

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:44 pm

Another Onyx lyric...

Me and Jack the Black Vagina Finder

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:29 pm

Yeah, the members of Onyx were truly masters of the inane lyrics.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:59 pm

There's a new Sith Lord in that there post!

Onyx blew goats. Back to jail, gangstas......

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:21 pm

I saw a few bits of R Kelly's new video on VH1 this weekend. I've come to the conclusion that his lyrics are not worthy of Snigtad. No, they were actually written by Snigtad. In fact, Mr Kelly may be Snigtad's real life persona.

Sample lyrics:

"He's looking at the closet
And I'm in the closet
He's coming to the closet
I'm in the closet
He's opening the closet
And I'm in the closet"

And my favorite, lip-synched by a woman making the ugliest fuck-face I've ever seen:

"Oh my God, oh my God
I'm about to climax"

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:44 pm

yeah ive been too busy doing your moom like the little piggy she is and havent been able to dafind myself.

fuck you

fuck you hard

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:02 pm

Wow. A co-worker gave me a copy of the new Nickelback CD. Yes, I know what you're thinking, but I'd probably take a CD of Hilary Duff and Devo singing the songs of Oscar the Grouch if it were free.

Jee. Zus. CHRIST!!

That whole album is even more a fucking joke than I expected it to be. Okay, honestly, I can't say that. The guy told me to especially check out track #4, which is as far as I got before I gave up.

The whole thing was a big unfunny blowjob joke, kind of like a Snigtad post.

The "best" lyric on the album was:

"It's so hard to leave when you're goin' down on me!"

Yeesh.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:24 pm

Here is a line for Snigtad

"You wouldn't know a real man if you saw it.
It keeps going on, day after day, son.
You fag! Get off, we don't want none."

"Faget" by Korn.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:00 am

HOW ABOUT KNOCK KNOCK, WHO IS THEAR, I'M GONNA FUKC YOU'RE MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL HELL DOOSHE!!!!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:39 pm

Bump for the benefit of our new members.

the vynsane asylum

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