File this under creepy: Morgan Freeman is reportedly going to marry his 27 year old step granddaughter E’Dena Hines. Everyone together now: C R E E P Y.
According to the National Enquirer, Morgan, 72, who divorced his wife last year, has been having a decade-long affair with Hines.
“Morgan has led her to believe that he wants to marry her,” a family insider told the tabloid. “Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E’Dena’s goal,” revealed another family source.
Hines is the granddaughter of Morgan’s first wife, Jeanette Adair Bradshaw, whom he and his estranged second wife Myrna raised since she was a young child.
Hines has accompanied Freeman to numerous red carpet events but no one thought anything of it because she was being introduced as his granddaughter.
“It’s not technically incest, because they are not related by blood…[but] Morgan is trying desperately to keep his divorce out of open court so all the shameful facts won’t become public,” added the source.
It may not be incest, but it’s still pretty disturbing. He helped raise her since she was a little girl! That's just disgusting!! Take that, Woody Allen!
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Morgan Freeman used to be awesome, but continues to become significantly less so.
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wow, yeah, if that's true, it's really surprising and vomit-inducing. of course, the national fucking enquirer is reporting this, so i'll take it with about all the salt in the ocean, thanks.
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who is it hurting? he wants it she wants it. let em at it. nothin illegal. age don't count for shit. live and let live. 
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It's weird, no doubt. But the only real problem would be if the article didn't estimate the affair at a decade; that would make her under the legal age when the whole thing started.
Of course, IIRC, Freeman lives in Mississippi. Mississippi has no laws aside from banning liquor sales on days ending with the letter 'Y' and barring blacks from voting.
Of course, IIRC, Freeman lives in Mississippi. Mississippi has no laws aside from banning liquor sales on days ending with the letter 'Y' and barring blacks from voting.
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Jargo wrote:who is it hurting? he wants it she wants it. let em at it. nothin illegal. age don't count for shit. live and let live.
Yes. Good for Mr. Freeman. It doesn't bother me at all.
That said, I know Bizarro The Grin. I don't care what he sticks in his ass, and neither does he. Live and let live.
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