Casting begins on Tidybowl Man: Beyond the Doon Sea!

[Newsbot]

Casting has begun on the big screen adaptation of the popular toilet cleanser mascot, some guy on the corner said Monday.

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Speculation about the plot of the movie has overloaded the internet following the announcement of the subtitle, "Beyond the Doon Sea."

Reportedly, Lemmy Kilmister has turned down the role of Mabudon, stating that Hollywood's obsession with inserting the character into every movie has gone too far. "I love playing the guy, but it's getting to be too much," Kilmister said.

The studio has encountered some opposition from longtime fans of Mabudon, the Tidybowl Man, and Doon, following leaked footage of Ted Nugent in the role of Mabudon. "Dude, you can't have the Nuge play Mabudon!" said one irate fan. Another said, "Nugent's too big a douche to play Mabudon. I mean, Mabs is a fucking hero. Remember that time he saved all those kids from a burning orphanage just because he was on the other side of town thinking of kittens, and the force of his thoughts put out the fire? Can Nugent do that? I think not!"

Still, experts anticipate this movie will be the second largest movie on its opening date, the third Sunday in March, 2015.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Will the TidyBowl Man be CGI?

[Ran]

Will the TidyBowl Man be CGI?

They will probably use the same technology they used in Lord of the Rings to make the hobbits small.