Who'd you rather. . . ?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:03 pm

This should be self-explanatory, so fuck the rules. We begin with:

Mandy Moore or Lindsay Lohan?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon May 08, 2006 6:36 am

Mandy Moore. She's got some nice titties. Lohan needs to eat something.

Jessica Simpson or Jessica Alba?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:46 am

Jessica Simpson looks like she could use a good titty-fuckin'

Britney Spears (circa 1999) or Natalie Portman?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:05 am

So far Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, and Britney Spears in her little Catholic schoolgirl outfit. Natalie Portman looks like she just got out of Auschwitz.

Kate Beckinsale or Naomi Watts?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:58 am

Naomi Watts. You knew after my comments in the King Kong thread that I'd say that if I was next.

Keira Knightley or Jennifer Connelley?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:27 am

Keira Knightley. I'd hit that shit hard.

Mischa Barton or Scarlett Johannson?

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:08 am

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All of the above. All at once.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:53 am

Scarlett. I was loving her up in Lost in Translation - especially in her little underpants and t-shirt. Yummy.

Beyonce or Kelly Rowland?

jdr3 · Post by **jdr3** » Wed May 10, 2006 4:26 pm

Why do we always have to make choices...

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:18 am

Beyonce (although I've seen pics and she doesn't shave)

Roseanne or Rosie O'Donnell

No one ever said they had to be hot...

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu May 11, 2006 2:09 am

I'll choose vomit - or hopefully wake up all sweaty before actually having to choose. Rosie O'Donnell, there I said it. I hope you're fucking happy.

Katie Holmes or Nicole Kidman?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:39 am

Nicole Kidman by a few miles, especially after recent events. Two years ago, it would've been a tough choice.

jjreason, keep in mind that Rosie may be fugly, but at least she's still human.

Selma Hayek or Eva Mendez?

Post by **vynsane** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:32 am

holy carp, Salma Hayek... on my "list of five" it's just her five times...

although i might have to append latitia casta to that list.

on that note,

latitia casta, or anyone else on the face of the planet?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:46 am

Anyone else on the planet (No offense to her fine ass)

Velma (after a shower and a Brazillian waxin') or Daphne (after a five mile run and with full-on winter bush)?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:17 am

Sorry, I'll catch up to you later. I'm stuck on the Laetitia Casta thing. [beard]