A dark day for humanity

movies are cool. here is a place to talk about how cool they are. or maybe how much they suck, sometimes. like that fucking piece of shit 'mac and me'. worst fucking movie ever, a two-hour ad for fucking coca-cola.

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A dark day for humanity

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The Incredible Mister Limpet is available on DVD? When did this happen? Why weren't we informed?

Oh Lord, forgive Warner Bros, for they know not the dark forces with which they tamper by releasing this, this, DVD of pure <b>evil</b>.

Not even ninjas can withstand the power of this atrocity! [ss][ninja][se]

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Post by Jedi Knightrider 3000 »

i heard the commentary is incredible...[roll]


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Post by mabudon »

WHEW!!! From the title of this one, I thought that maybe Kevin Costner was releasing a box set...
Maybe even toying with the idea of redoing "ben hur"
Or that Croc dundee 4 was in production...
Or that "waterworld 2:the promised land" was even being cosidered....
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Post by jjreason »

What is it? Sounds like a pornographic tale of redemption about some cat who can't get it up until Stacy Valentine shows up....and the music starts.

*Boom chikka za, boom chikka za, boom chikka za....*
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Post by Negative Boy »

Don Knotts is one of the most amazing, versatile actors ever to grace the screen, big or small. Who can forget is witty, zany take on the wild, wild west in The Apple Dumpling Gang or his masterful, subliminal portrayance in The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again. You would do well to remember his irrefutable impact on the face of sitcoms with his enchanting performance of Deputy Barney Fife on the timeless Andy Griffith Show. We would do well to rememorize our past lest we shall doom to repetitiousness. Let this be a stern lesson to those of you who belive that some things are not what they shall not be once again.

If not, then you are clearly a waste of oxygen and I hate you.
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Ah, you hate everything, Negative Boy.

Except for the feel of a man in spurting his creamy love-sauce in your bunghole.
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Post by Negative Boy »

anarky wrote:Ah, you hate everything, Negative Boy.

Except for the feel of a man in spurting his creamy love-sauce in your bunghole.
That is a mean and insensitive thing to say to someone you've never met. I would never allow another person to apply any kind of sauce to my nether regions. Especially my woogiehole. [/b]
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