i hate people...

Jedi Knightrider 3000 · Fri Oct 25, 2002 3:09 pm

so i'm walking my dog around the block, like she likes to do, and i get to this house where the dude was standing outside once, and as soon as i got there, he's like "hey, you wanna get your dog off the lawn?" all surly and annoyed...

so this time around, i see that he's there, WITH SOMEONE ELSE, and he's gonna wait til i get there... my dog pees on the patch next to the street in front of HIS NEIGHBOR'S house, where he could consider it his property if he wants, so he will this time around, and he's like "hey, you mind?" and i'm like, "mind what" he says "you're peeing all over my lawn..." and i said, "i'm not peeing on your lawn..."

by this time my dog is ready to walk away, so i start walking on the sidewalk in front of his house...

"Well your stupid dog is..." he says

"actually she's pretty intelligent"

"well, it's ruining my lawn..."

"my dog's not the reason your lawn looks like crap..." i say

i don't remember what he said next, but since he's a fake doctor, i mean chiropracter, i asked him if he was a real doctor...

so he says "well i see you don't have a job!"

and i just whipped around and gave him the finger and walked away...

when i got my dog back home, i walked back over to his house, because i wanted to know why he assumed i didn't have a job... and as i'm walking up, the other person is walking away from his office to his car... as i walk up to the door, this dickhead just shuts it in my face. so i yell through the door "why don't you think i have a job?" no response... "i really have to go, so i'm gonna pee on your lawn..." nothing.

what a fucking asshole. the fact that he wasn't man enough to deal with me when i came back, is the worst part. he just thinks he can bully whoever he wants to... fucker!

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Sun Oct 27, 2002 9:18 am

Yeah, there's got to be a way to make him lose face while retaining your own. I hate those bmw type, say something "smart" and dash away before you can respond types... In this case, you should just wait till the quackery of his profession is fully exposed. That'll be a sweet reward. Maybe just start making quacking noises, or quoting from reports which speak of the possible problems created and managed by him and others like him.
Maybe even stage some sort of "protest" in front of his practice, like the anti-abortionists do, with signs showing people with really screwed up skeletons in all sorts of obviously painful positions.... that might work!!!!

jdr3 · Post by **jdr3** » Mon Oct 28, 2002 5:30 pm

Fuck peeing....take a crap on his lawn. In fact, take a crap and set it on fire, nothing is worse than burning shit plus it gets rid of DNA.
Fuck it...let's all take a crap on his lawn, put shaving cream on his BMW and egg his house.
Ahhh....the holloween spirit is upon me...fright night baby.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 9:10 am

AHHHH, YESSSSSSSS, I forgot it's devils night tomorrow, looks like you've got your "window", vyn. Just a thought, do you have that weed killer stuff known as "roundup" there?? You could perhaps write "asshole" or "quack" on his shitty lawn with that stuff, that'd be pretty rich.
You could start booking appointments under pseudonyms, then never show up for them, maybe get some friends to help.....
There's always the burning bag of shit trick, or better yet (this'll take a couple weeks, but the payoff is worth it) Ever break a REALLY rotten egg?? I have, and the smell is un-fucking-believeable, man, rot a few o them puppies somewhere safe then deliver them when ready... the smell is downright sickening.....

jdr3 · Post by **jdr3** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 12:51 am

So....i was going to start a new topic, but this sorta falls under this one....cause I hate my bosses. Yeah, I have multiple and ya know what that just makes the more harder to please....i mean yeah who gives a flying fuck what people think, but these guys sign my check and well I need that, but I hate getting a call early in the morning after I worked an insane night shift and have someone chewing me out for something that one of my co-workers (who is senior to me) fucked up!!!
Argh!!!
and on that note ........*poof*
[:o)][:o)][>:)][}:)]

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 1:07 pm

If you REALLY want to get 'em. Do the rotten egg thing, but then ( put on a mask first, the smell is HIDEOUS) beat the eggs in a bowl and paint his doorjamb in the middle of the night. Broken eggs all over the porch or whatever he can just hose off, and he knows its eggs. But white wash his house with this most awful smelling "paint" and he steps outside and GAG and he doesn't know where its coming from. Only that it'll be fucking embarrassing when his boss comes over and pauses at the stench by the front door. If you were REALLY in a mood you could poop in some tupperware, then dilute it with water and alternate rotten egg and poop paint, but man that's getting a little nasty. You'd have to decide how much you hate the dude.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:44 am

Now that is some fucking funny bullshit. Im happy I pulled up the other threads... did anything come of this? Update plesae......

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:15 am

Some other evil shit I pulled in high school.

Vaseline on the windshield is a classic. But how about saran wrapping the entire car? It takes ALOT of saran wrap and more than one person because you have to pass it under the car and over the car. THEN ( and this is the dickish thing) get a hair dryer, plug it into HIS outside outlet (so he's buying the electricity, bonus fuck) and blowdry the saran wrap like shrink wrap. When it gets pulled off, so does his paint job. EVIL.

This other time, we hooked up with a bunch of hot co-eds from our school who were going to teepee some other chicks house. When they got done, they were just going to sneak off, so I walked up and jabbed the doorbell button about twenty times (it was 2:00 AM). They freaked, the girls father came to the door, and they were all scrambling to get in their cars and take off. My friend and I just stood in the shrubs a house down and watched the entertainment.

One time we drove around for three hours and got every Election, For Sale, Garage Sale, Plumbing, Roofing, Heating, Lawn Care sign we could find and put them all in one guys lawn. It was like artwork, it was so brilliant.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:30 pm

Me and my friends went around and got all the lawn jockeys and frogs and shit and put them on one guys house.

Another time we went to dunkin donuts and bought a dozen creme donuts and smeared them all over someones car. Also did it with a Nachos Belle Grande from Taco Bell.

Another time we rolled up on this persons house with about 5 dozen eggs between five us. We opened fire on it and bashed alot of windows. We took off and ran back to my car. We then drove past the house and they were out there with baseball bats looking for us.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 3:47 pm

You guys are bad. This one time, at band camp, this guy I know got all hammed up and tore out the ceremonial "Earth Day" tree from the front of our high school - then he smashed it through one of the windows. That guy was fucked up.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 8:10 am

You always hear stories about how the shop class dismantles the principal's car and reaasembles it on the roof, or they move all the office furniture out onto the lawn and set it up exactly like it would look in the office...

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 5:20 pm

When I was in police college, anyone who got too fucked up drinking had their bed picked up (with them in it), carried downstairs and outside, and set on the parade square (where everyone can see them out the barracks windows - and where the instructors are walking by). Perrrrrrrfect!

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 9:07 am

Man it really IS like in the movies there!!!!

I haven't had anyone to be mad at in a while, except for the stoopid kids next door... Lanny has been as close to silent as one Lanny can get...........
I've been a bit pissed off at a couple of dorks over at the daily show message board, but I they're easy enough to get rid of....

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:12 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jjreason
 Now that is some fucking funny bullshit. Im happy I pulled up the other threads... did anything come of this? Update plesae......
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nothing ever came of this... i'm pretty sure the guy moved away, but i don't know...

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 10:44 pm

That whole idea about spraying "Fuck You!!!!" in roundup on the guy's minty fresh lawn is so perfect.... I'd do it "upside down" so he could read it every day when he came out. Sweet.