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You registered earlier today, but you haven't posted yet. I think it's because you're a goddamned goat-fucking transvestite elderly pedophile who is currently buried in the huge stack of wrappers from the Chick-Fil-A sandwiches that you spent the entire day masturbating on and then eating, all the while watching the Power Rangers movie on DVD and zooming in on the Red Ranger's crotch as a 12-year old Jamaican boy wearing only a Batman mask and a smile spanks you with a frozen red snapper, and you've just been too busy since you registered to grace us with your incomparable wit.

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anarky wrote:. . . you're a goddamned goat-fucking transvestite elderly pedophile who is currently buried in the huge stack of wrappers from the Chick-Fil-A sandwiches that you spent the entire day masturbating on and then eating, all the while watching the Power Rangers movie on DVD and zooming in on the Red Ranger's crotch as a 12-year old Jamaican boy wearing only a Batman mask and a smile spanks you with a frozen red snapper. . .
hEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY DAY. eXCEPT THAT I WAS BUTTFUCKING YOUR DAD THE ENTIRE TIME, AND IT WAS cAPTAINsOLO1138 WITH THE FISHIE, NOT A jAMAICAN BOY. tHEY BOTH HAVE TIGHT ASSES, THOUGH.

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