Vynsane has his Daily Scribble and Snigtard has had his so-called "daily" threads for both smooth and douche. While I won't promise to post in this thread every day, I just want a place to give everyone my words of wisdom.
#1. If she puts on a Breathe-Right strip, you know it is going to be a good blow job.
I FUCKIN HAET MIGETS, THEY R ALL WAYS STEELING MY PEPSY!
NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
I love to tease midgets, and love to tease the clitoris. I most love teasing midget clitorii. The only thing I covldst possibly love more wovld be engaging in said activity if one or both of my sisters didst be midgets.
I have long been an admirer of thy works, The Grin, or, as we dost call thee in the Empire Proper, Il Grinnvs Matrifvcker Maximvs. I wouldst follow thine example by fvcking my own mother, the lovely Agrippina the Elder, if my asshole vncle Tiberivs hadn't imprisoned and tortvred her to death. I didn't get to kill the bastard myself, but I fvcked his corpse and fed it to an vnderaged girl right before I fvcked her to death in front of her mother and sent her father the bill for dry-cleaning the cvm off my robes. Sic semper Grovpvs!
To the people that ask me "Why only mothers?" I say because mothers are women. You're not a woman until you have a person climb out of you and trash your hopes and dreams.
Do you ever worry that your cock is too big and might stretch out one of those mothers you are making sweet love to?
Yours truly,
D. Eye from Idaho
No I am not. You see, it is true that my dong is enormous and quite magnificent. However, it is still shy of the 7-10 pounds a mother pushed out from between her legs giving birth.
